Funny Birthday comments and Quotes- Part 2

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

posted by Dave Richards at 4:20 AM

I think the best thing about birthday is that when your near ones send their warm wishes on your birthday when you have forgotten it yourself. When most people are not so happy getting old, Jonathan Swift said "No wise man ever wished to be younger." Well, I would say he was different.
Here are some more funny birthday quotes :

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. ~ Maurice Chevalier

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.~George Burns

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. ~Sir Norman Wisdom

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.~C.E.M. Joad

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.~anonymous